Carnival games are designed for you to lose. The system is rigged. You can’t win.
Many Chief Revenue Officers (CROs) feel the same way about their job.
After onboarding, they’re handed a mallet and pointed toward an old Whack-a-Mole machine labeled "Go-To-Market Execution."
But the system is rigged.
They don’t get a manual. They don’t get a warm-up round.
Just a relentless cycle of problems popping up faster than they can smash them.
Every time they think they’ve handled one issue, others surface. The game never slows down. There’s no finish line.
Until roughly 18 months later, the average tenure for a CRO.
Every time they fix one issue, another pops up, and it’s usually because of the "fix" they just made. These aren’t isolated problems. They’re interconnected GTM alignment failures.
Let’s take a look:
You finally get sales and marketing in the same room. Everyone agrees on goals. It’s high fives and “we got this, bro” all around.
Then two weeks later….
Why This Mole Won’t Stay Down
Because departmental silos prevent revenue teams from playing as one. Different goals, different incentives, different definitions of success.
How to Smash It for Good
You clean up the CRM. You standardize reporting. You build dashboards that offer valuable insight into pipeline health. You are a HERO.
But then….
Why This Mole Won’t Stay Down
Because every team tracks data in its own way.
Without a single source of truth, team members make decisions based on incomplete, conflicting, or just plain wrong information.
How to Smash It for Good
Your tools are supposed to make life easier.
But instead….
Why This Mole Won’t Stay Down
Because more tools don’t solve process issues, they make them worse.
And you're paying for all of them.
How to Smash It for Good
Leadership wants results now.
So, you increase ad spend, push deals through faster, and rely on short-term market strategies rather than sustainable revenue planning.
It works—for a quarter.
But then….
Why This Mole Won’t Stay Down
When CROs focus only on quick pipeline wins, they drain resources and miss out on retention and expansion.
How to Smash It for Good
Marketing efforts generate leads. Sales closes deals. Customer success owns retention. Sounds like a winning plan!
Except that….
Why This Mole Won’t Stay Down
Because every GTM handoff is a risk.
Without end-to-end ownership, pipeline handoffs get messy, inconsistent, and full of gaps.
How to Smash It for Good
Right now, the CRO game isn’t designed to be won.
So don't play it.
The best CROs aren’t the ones who get better at whacking problems.
They’re the ones who step back and fix the machine.
That means:
Successful CROs aren’t playing Whack-a-Mole. They’re building GTM machines that hum….no mallet required.